The new fall schedule is starting this week for my health club, so I picked up the schedule today and looked it over to decide what class to go to tonight.
I decided to go to the 5:35 class so that I would have an hour or so to do my routine on the equipment and generally warm up.
I sort of read the description of the class, but my eyes failed to process the following important words: “sports conditioning for all athletes.”
I think if I had seen the word “athletes” I would have just waited for the next class, which was a 6:40 Sculpt class. Maybe I need a new contact prescription. Or I should just simply read words when they are in front of my face.
I did notice that there were a number of young, fairly fit men hanging around while I was waiting for the class. A little bell went off in my head, but I dismissed that bell.
When we warmed up by running laps around the gym, I started having doubts about the class. We did not stop moving for the next hour.
Every sort of equipment was used for approx. three minutes. We were in and out of the classroom about three times in the course of the hour. In the classroom, we used the normal workout equipment in new, more vigorous ways. Outside the classroom, we ran up and down stairs, jumped hurdles, did a version of the tire run, and ran forwards, backwards, and sideways across the gym.
I would say that there were hurdles for me in that class. My legs have never felt so long and incapable of graceful motion in my life.
There were a few things I liked about the class. First, I sort of learned how to slide. For the uninitiated, you put soft, slippery booties over your shoes and slide left and right on a shiny, slidy mat. The goal is to propel yourself so that you slide all the way across the mat. We did this for three minutes a couple of times.
We also worked with weights and the fitness balls a little and I liked that.
However, overall it entirely kicked my ass. My ass had to stop its motion several times.
There is good reason for this, relating to that blurb I failed to read properly. I have been described with a variety of adjectives over the past 30 years, but never once has anyone used “athletic.”