Well, I went out into the interwebs and made a Facebook page tonight.
Michael asked me to because he had set one up and couldn’t post that he was engaged to me because as far as Facebook was concerned, I didn’t exist. Also, you can cancel your relationship with a person with a simple click on the cancel button. How convenient!
So now I have one friend on Facebook! But if you have a Facebook page and you poke me, I will have one more friend!