Geeking out!

Another Valve mention.  I am currently re-installing, half-life, opposing forces, blue-shift, half-life2, half-life2: episode1, and half-life2: episode 2.  Why?  Because all of this talk about valve recently has gotten me thinking about the incredibly badass story that Valve has created and I want to experience it again and remember it.

Valve Software has blown my mind this week.  I’m gonna post about it more later, but I just wanted to say, “Holy cow”.

I just want to get vocal about a few things that are really cheesing me right now.

I got a sms, email, and a letter is apparently on the way, from AT&T yesterday.  It seems that AT&T doesn’t own any cellular infastructure in Dodgeville, where I work.  So any time I use my iPhone in Dodgeville I am using “off-network” data.  The sms/email/letter state that I am using too much data (I’m paying for unlimited data), and that if I continue to use this amount of data my service agreement may be terminated with them.  So… basically they can’t deliver the service I’m paying for.  And they’re going to kick me out.  In 120 days when my situation is “re-evaluated”.  At this point I would be totally ok with that, they’d be doing me a favor.

Item 2 on my “things I hate” list right now is a game publisher called Ubisoft.  Ubisoft will henceforth require an active internet connection to play every single one of their newly published games for the PC, regardless of whether the gameplay would actually require one (all single player games will have this “functionality”).  So if you internet ever goes down, if you are traveling, if your router sneezes, you will be unable to play.  If you are in the middle of a game when your internet hiccups you will get booted from your game.  Ubisoft is now on the list of banned games in my household.  I will be doing what I can to warn people of this disease of a company.

/rant

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Recently I have had some opportunities to play some Turn Based Strategy games again.  Not board games, although, those count.  Most TBS games aren’t actually turned based these days, but more of a RTS with decidedly turn like rules, and the ability to pause (making “turns” last as long as you need).

Recently, I’ve been playing a lot of Heroes of Might and Magic III and AI War.  HoMMIII is a true turn-based game, and one that I have been playing for over 10 years.  You think I would be better at it having played it for so many years.  It’s a great game, and playing multiplayer hotseat has been a staple activity for me and my friends this last decade.  You can pick up a copy at GoG.com.  Recently we have discovered a new game called AI War.  It’s a coop RTS with TBS-style play.  The game supports up to 8-players, who play against a hostile AI.  It’s filled a nice niche in our multiplayer gaming.  It’s also a good example of how games do not need sumer amazing 3d ultra graphics to be good games, you just need solid gameplay.

More companies need to take a look at these games and figure how to adapt and improve.

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Well, at least one person does.  If you haven’t already heard Apple just announced their iPad, which is a tablet device (I’m not going to call it a computer, I’ll explain why later).  If you aren’t aware, Apple has been working on a tablet for years and years so this has been a long awaited device.  Rumors about this or a similar device have been around since before 2001.  So there’s been a whole lot of hype about this for a very long time.  The weeks leading up to the announcement of the iPad were saturated with rumors and wishlists.  A lot of people had a lot of high hopes and I’m kind of annoyed at all the reviews that spend a lot of time talking about what the device -isn’t-, because it didn’t meet their really high expectations.

A lot of people have correctly identified that the niche for this device is one that apple is carving from in between phones and laptops.  There isn’t a “netbook” space really.  There is a “cheap computer” space, and portable cheap computer happen to be netbooks.  Is it a “netbook” competitor?  I don’t believe it is.  For one thing, there is no real comparison between the iPadOS (not the official name of the OS to my knowledge) and a full-fledge operating system like Windows, Mac, or Linux.  The iPadOS is very limited in terms of what it is capable of because of the platform restrictions and DRM that lockdown the system.  So what the iPad device really is is a media platform that is highly extend-able.  Is there a market for such a device?  I think there’s currently a small one, and that as the device gains popularity, it will grow (see: ipod, iphone).

The major media the iPad handles are Video, Music, Books,  Games and Web.  Do you want a “larger than an iphone” device that can do that stuff?  If you do then you are interested in the iPad.

The iPad will excel at watching iTunes videos.  It will not excel at watching other video sources.  Make no mistake that Apple has done a lot of work trying to tie you to iTunes for all your media consumption.  If you can watch it on iTunes you can watch it on your iPad.  If you cannot watch it on iTunes, don’t think you’ll be able to on the iPad.  The iPad isn’t going to support flash so no hulu for you.

I don’t think I need to say much about music.  If all you want is a music player, get an iPod.  If you want to do more and don’t mind the size of the device this will work equally as well as the iPod.

How will the iPad function as a book reader?  Well, its hard to say for certain because I don’t have my hands on one, but I think the answer will be “pretty good for people who don’t mind reading on backlit LCDs”.  Fortunately for Apple I think “students” fall into that category.  For people with sensitive eyes, something like the Kindle will probably work a bit better (though the kindle is unreadable in low light conditions, just like a book).  Personally, I’ve read 2 books using the Kindle App for iPhone so I think I would have no problems reading a whole book on this device.  I still listen to books much more than I actually sit down and read them, so I’m not certain if I would use the iPad all that much for book reading.  I tell you what would be a killer app though: Graphic Novels.  If the comixology app updates for the iPad I might have to pick it up just for that.  Having a comic book collection sitting on a single device would be really really cool.  $1-$2 dollar digital comic books is a great way to consume comic books.  It’s one of those things that I’ll be keeping an eye on.

The iPad is going to be a pretty good gaming platform, but lack of hardware controls will keep it from being a great game platform.  There are tons of good games for the iPhone and most of those will translate very well to the iPad, but there are tons of games and game types that require the tactile feedback of a d-pad to work well.  So, as a game platform there will be some areas where the pad will be deeply lacking.  That being said, Telltale games, one of my favorite game companies currently has mentioned that they are interested in developing for the iPad.  Monkey Island on the iPad? Yes please.

If all the iPad did was browse the web, there would be people who would buy this device.  And they would probably be very happy with it.  This device will work very well for browsing most web content.  It doesn’t have flash, if you need flash this device won’t work for you.  If you require Java this won’t work for you.  If you just like hitting google news and other sites that know to make their content broadly accessible, you’ll be fine.  At $500 ($630 w/3g)  its a little pricey for just a web browser, but it’s still tempting to have access to web content on such a device at all times.

In addition to all that stuff, if you currently own an iPhone or iPod Touch, you will be able to transfer all your apps to it.  That’s a pretty good library of software (not fantastic, but pretty good).  Given that the iPad does not run a full OS, I think a strong app library is crucial.

So my final verdict?  You don’t need one today (though you might want one).  In 2 years?  I think the iPad is gonna follow the same path as the iPod, it’s a joke to a lot of people today, but it’ll become very popular in years to come.

wishlist for v2.0:
-front facing camera for video chat
-subscription based content access ($20 dollars a month for access to all the itunes video and music).
-more open system (no gonna happen)

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Well, here we are.  Ten years after Y2K hit, and the human race was nearly wiped out, we have emerged from our holes in the ground to gaze upon this new civilization.  I remember a time when I thought I would work some computer job.  I hoped for a high paying desk job where I didn’t have to talk to customers all day.  These days I just hope I don’t get killed by bandits.  I remember the good life, when I used to eat hamburgers almost every day (my god I would, and have, kill for a hamburger).  Now with all the desolation and strife I’m lucky to eat anything at all.  I’m fortunate the my wife, Lisa, is such a good hunter.  She misses her family, but since there hasn’t been a working phone or post office in 10 years we have no idea what has happened to them.  The winters are the hardest, but we’ve managed to survive.  Cold winters mean that we have to deal with fewer bandits than those in the south.  We’ve set up a homestead again, but I’m worried that we may yet again be forced to move to avoid the Canadians.  Still our spirits are high, my nephew, Andrew, just learned to fire a gun for the first time (they grow up so fast).  It’s shocking, the contrast between our lives.  When I was his age I was watching TV most of the time, he has to learn how to kill.  I can’t help but wonder how things would have been different if civilization hadn’t collapsed…

For my iPhone loving pals out there IMDB finally released an iPhone app.  I no longer have to navigate that horrible website when I want to check something on my iPhone.